Eco Tote Bag

Description

Attention all parking warriors! Say goodbye to the frustration of witnessing awful parking jobs and hello to the “Bad Parker’s Nightmare” tote bag—a powerful statement against reckless parkers. Made from 100% certified “No More Bad Parking” cotton twill, this tote is not just a bag; it’s a symbol of our collective disdain for those who can’t park straight! With sturdy dimensions of 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm) and a weight limit of 30 lbs (13.6 kg), it’s ready to carry your essentials and deliver a strong message to those parking offenders. The 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) in length, give you the power to patrol the streets and stand up against parking chaos. Let’s unite in this mission—grab your “Bad Parker’s Nightmare” tote bag now, and together, we’ll make the streets safer, one properly parked car at a time!

The silly little details…
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product components sourced from Vietnam

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!