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  • 1 year ago Abusing the Parent & Child Bay
  • 1 year ago Half and half
  • 2 years ago Double the disrespect
  • 2 years ago Bargain. Two for the price of one.
  • 2 years ago Honda’s Daring Acrobatics
  • 2 years ago Guess what? More stuff you don’t need
  • 2 years ago Can’t decide if you want to park?!
  • 2 years ago Why should anyone pay for parking?
  • 2 years ago Park where you like, why would anyone care?
  • 2 years ago Setting a perfect example to their soon to be banned (from the road) kids.

Bob the builder can’t see straight

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
Bob the builder can’t see straight
Posted In SelfishTagged In builder, disabled, ford, outside the lines, pickup

A builder just leaves his jeep across a disabled spot when there is over 40 free spots beside where he left it. Source: Reddit

All of the Spaces

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
All of the Spaces
Posted In SelfishTagged In badge, disabled, mercedes, outside the lines

Even when you do have a badge on display, you’re not meant to take up all of the bays! What a sausage.

Hood scoops let this canary park where they like?

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
Hood scoops let this canary park where they like?
Posted In SelfishTagged In hood scoop, octavia, outside the lines, Skoda, Yellow

We’ve not done the maths on this one, but we reckon it’s 1 parking space per hood scoop in the Paul Walker bible. Or maybe not. Either way, this canary is clearly trying to keep away from the idiots who bash their trolleys into cars, by parking right next to Continue Reading

Just another BMW driver

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
Just another BMW driver
Posted In Lazy, SelfishTagged In bmw, outside the lines

Okay, it’s not like EVERY BMW driver does this, just 99.9999% of them. Not me though 😕 Source: Reddit

Not going to pass with parking like this!?

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
Not going to pass with parking like this!?
Posted In CarelessTagged In learner, outside the lines, toyota

Poor parking from our learner friend – that L plate is no excuse for this though!

Because Audi

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
Because Audi
Posted In SelfishTagged In audi, multiple spaces, outside the lines

Wouldn’t expect much less from this Audi. Surprised his Bimmer friend hasn’t joined in the part too. Source: Reddit

Two wrongs don’t make a right

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
Two wrongs don’t make a right
Posted In LazyTagged In disabled, outside the lines, supermarket

No wonder they give such wide bays with parking like these two clowns! Source: Reddit

I’m blue dabba dee dabba, or not!?

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
I’m blue dabba dee dabba, or not!?
Posted In LazyTagged In abuse, blue badge, disabled

We’ve not got all the information here, they might legitimately have a badge. But where the **** is it?! Takes two seconds to chuck it in your dash before you scarper into Poundland. Source: Reddit

That new car smell doesn’t last long.

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
That new car smell doesn’t last long.
Posted In CarelessTagged In bmw, bollard, fail, new car

Nice new BMW gone up on top of a vehicle access bollard.

RIP

Posted on 4 August 20234 August 2023 by staff
RIP
Posted In Careless, SelfishTagged In discovery, disrespect, grave, land rover

This driver isn’t showing any respect for the dead they’ve parked their bus on top of. Absolutely shameful on all levels. Source: RoadWars

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You Park Like A **** (YPLA) is a platform that's all about showcasing the absolute madness of bloody awful parking. I mean, can you believe the cheek of some people, parking on pavements, blocking driveways, or taking multiple spaces like they own the road? It's beyond comprehension! YPLA exists to give us a proper venting outlet for all the rage and frustration we feel when confronted with these daft parking jobs. We're on a mission to expose the absolute worst of the worst, fueling our collective annoyance and raising awareness about the consequences of such atrocious parking. So, come on, join in the exasperation and share your experiences! Together, we'll make sure these parking offenders get the scolding they truly deserve and, hopefully, create some much-needed change in the parking universe! Enough is enough! Let's vent, rant, and revel in our shared annoyance at these terrible parkers. Cheers!

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